We were at the grocery store today; There was a guy next to us. As soon as he saw us, he stopped moving and stopped breathing – Just staring.
What made this so particularly BAD was the fact that he got closer and closer to us and leaned his head closer towards ours – Not blinking, not breathing; Wide eyes. His head was only a FOOT away from ours – Far too close for our comfort.
He was totally transfixed and we were creeped out. He was so close to us, we are sure he could smell us.
Come on, knock it off. 🙁