Oh. My. God. We are here in Redbud, Vermont visiting “family” for entirely legal purposes. You will not believe what is happening right now. We passed an over 55 Yoga studio and there was a pile of Canadian print yoga pants outside the studio; Brave and defiant against the the THE BIG RED LEAF

Word on the street is, Trump is sending in the US. Navy SEALS to “bomb them right in the pussies”.

We saw a 3 lol youass demonstrators ready to burn a Canadian flag but were concerned about polluting the air. Instead, vowing to start a go fund me campaign for expected French Canadians refugees; Who will no doubtedly bring many nickels and dimes for exact change cash transactions and long, thin cigarettes. Things are MESSED up down here.